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Kathleen is a real person. 

Her goats are real goats, not just actors. In 2010, Kathleen learned how to milk a goat – her goat. Soon after that, she started making goat milk soap. 

She made more scrubbing power than her family could clean,

so she started to give it away. Everyone loved it. Except for people who were afraid of it. But, if you have a fear of goat milk or soap, you might have a deeper issue. We cannot free you from that fear. Down the line, perhaps we will open a boutique line of hamster milk soaps and botanical hedgehog and hemp soaps, but for now, let’s talk about the shirt.

This is just a fun shirt to wear because…


Well, people are going to ask. And it’s up to you on what you tell them. 
You can love the soap or you can have zero knowledge about goats and squeezing certain parts in order to get milk. Just like a Nike shirt or a Ronald McDonald wig. You could just wear this for the fun and conversation starting powers that it possesses. 

Perhaps this is to be the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. Check out the stats here. 

It’s made of a thicker, heavier cotton, but it’s still soft and comfy. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite! *Product is not to be left in front of goats for any length of time. They will simply eat it.

• 100% ringspun cotton
• 4.5 oz/y² (153 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk


You may delay, but time will not.

Benjamin Franklin


Size guide

SMLXL2XL3XL
Length (inches)2829 ¼30 ¼31 ¼32 ½33 ½
Width (inches)182022242628


soap sketch