Do You Know How to Translate That Special Language of Drive-Thru?

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Do you speak fluent Drive-Thru?

It is a niche language that only few can master. 10,000 hours of rigorous crackly speakers is what it takes. In this age of technology, we can be sure of one thing – the drive thru speaker will remain the stuff of 1950’s drive-in movies and sci-fi submarine epics.

If they try to change it…

I don’t know what I’d do. But for now, I wear my “I speak fluent drive-thru” shirt as a ketchup stained badge of honda.

*(Item does not come pre-stained with ketchup. That should happen soon enough.)

 

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